Thursday, June 16, 2016

For those in Orlando part 2

         Back on the thirteenth I posted a "Comic" saying how I send my thoughts and prayers out to those in the Orlando shootings. I meant what I said by "i'm sending my thoughts and prayers to them" but I feel I could do more but I don't really know how. When stuff like this has happened before I kind of shrugged it off and really did not do anything about it, but now I feel as though I should do something. I feel like I should do something because I grew up near the Orlando area, but I also feel like I can't do anything because of where I live now. I know I should not let that affect me but it does and I don't know how to fix it. The actions that took place in Orlando where done by a crazy man trying to kill what can not be killed and that is Love. Love can not be killed, it has been a driving force in human kind and in nature and it will always be that way. I think Stephen Colbert said it best on the Late show that we should not get into a routine,we should not act like this is the norm now and we show just live with it. We should stand up to this problem not with hate and anger but with love. I really didn't want to get political on this blog but I feel I needed to get this off of my chest because it has been bothering me for most of the week. I'm putting at the bottom some videos I think really get the message across on the situation better than I can explain it.

Yea I watch Hanna Hart, what are you gonna do about it?

Monday, June 13, 2016

For those in Orlando

     Ill be making a post later in the week about this and a few other topics.

                                  *G.S.P = Game Smart Productions

Sunday, May 29, 2016

The web comic adventures of Stanly.

     On this blog I try to keep things fresh and new by posting different forms of entertainment such as D&D with my friends or an article on TGI Fridays snack food, but today I wanted to try something different. Now you may or may not look at the right hand side of the blog, but if you do you have probably seen a little brown guys with yellow ears and a blue face. That guy there is named Stanly, now Stanly is the mascot of most of my online projects such as this blog and Youtube. So i have decided to make a web comic based around him and a character named Numby, who is a mascot I made for my friend Dawson. Sadly he never really used Numby so now im going to use him as much I deem worthy. So without further adieu I give you the first of hopefully many Stanly and friends web-comics.

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Dungeons & Dragons with my mates Part: 1

     Since i started this blog i have been meaning to get into the topic of D&D. But I could never really come up with anything worth while to talk about, until now!!! On Friday the 20th instead of going to my Junior prom, I decided I would run a game. The link i'm providing to you is courtesy of my good friend Dawson who just so happens to put that nights session up on his roleplaying dedicated YouTube Channel. So without further ado here is that nights session.

Saturday, May 21, 2016

Saturday Night Fright: Gay@*&&$#^ from OuterSpace

         Welcome back to Saturday Night Fright were tonight we have an odd gem of a short film from 1992 called Gay@*&&$#^ from Outer Space. Now I have blocked out the racial slur in the title so that I do not offend people while doing this review. If any of you kind readers are offended by my review, please send all complaints to Blog Factor Five's Compliant and Rant department™. Now that we have that out of the way lets get on to the review.

The Plot

 The film starts out with a three minute narration by what sounds like a chain smoking Ron Swanson over a discount Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy opening. The narration talks about how these men are from the planet "Anus" and are apart of the "Gay Federation of Planets". After the Introductions of are characters we find out that the crew of this Gay start ship has picked up a planet on their radar scanner.  Doing a search of the planet from their ship indicates that the planet is mostly made of water and has Females.  Any other information about the planet is unknown so the Captain must ask the President of Anus what they should do. After a minute or so of static from the "Asteroid Viewer", the President he says the elders have suggested to send a man down to the planet to survey the situation. Once beamed down to the planet, this crew member is presented with a hive of villainy and shaky camera action. So after a few minutes of this guy stumping around, a prostitute comes up to him and ask him if he wants to have a good time. His obvious reaction and answer was to scream "Woman!, Woman!" and zap her with his ray gun. Seriously who wouldn't have done this, am I right? The crew member is then beamed back up to the ship where he is then put under an hair dryer mind reading device. Once he is jacked in the Captain along with the crew are revolted to see a heterosexual couple kissing on screen. While, this is happening one of the crew says he has been studying this earth ritual, even though they have only known about earth for about five minutes or so. The Captain,after witnessing this event, orders for the liberation or the men and the termination of the woman. What follows are scenes of stereotypical and borderline raciest depictions of Ukraine, Begin, and Hamburg. Once these men are done seeing their woman vaporized by a Black guy from space, the men embrace each other and wave the space men goodbye. Back on the ship the Captain congratulates them on a good job but he reminds them that their job is still not over. The holy Wenus (That is what i'm calling it because I could not make out what the Captain said) must choose a gay ambassador for the planet Earth. The crew member known as Dildo is pick and he must change his appearance to go to Earth, even though the others did not have to change their appearance to go to Earth. At this point the film changes from its Black & White color scheme to a color one to symbolize the new gay Earth. The Captain and the crew beam down to the planet to give Dildo the Holy Gay @*&&$#^ seed which will give him Supernatural powers that are unspecified and never mentioned again. The short film ends with Ron Swanson telling us that the Gay Federation will continue to make the universe gay and men oriented.

My thoughts 

Although this film is riveted with plot holes, the dubbing is laughable, and the special effects are not even worth calling special effects, I found this film to be ok for a for a few reasons. One of those reasons being that even though the plot is disjointed and should have gotten a few rewrites it is entertaining if you look at it as if it was a Movie serial from the 30's or 40's. The pacing of this short film shows it by how energetic and suspenseful it is trying to be in its plot. Another reason I found this film to be ok is this you could tell that the makers of this film had a good time making it. I would say this film goes under the category of bad films that are fun to watch. This film should be viewed as a piece of art to study film and to show what not to do when making a movie. So all in all if you are into watching exploitation films or Au vant garde films, I suggest you give it a watch. If you are not into these type of thing you could always show the films to your friends as a prank.

Monday, May 16, 2016

So Kevin Smith may be doing the new Buckaroo Banzai tv series

   It was reported today that Kevin Smith of Clerks and Mall Rats fame is in talks with MGM to do a tv series of Buckaroo Banzai across the 8th dimension. Now if you don't know what Buckaroo Banzai across the 8th dimension is then why are you still reading this? To give you a run down the movie this tv series is going to be based off of is about Dr. Buckaroo Banzai and his effort to save the world by defeating a band of inter-dimensional aliens called Red Lectroids. Now at the end of this perfect B movie you find it has a coming attraction for "Buckaroo Banzai Against the World Crime League". Sadly this film never came to be with Across the 8th dimension being the only film in this series. But according to Kevin Smith MGM asked him how he would like to do a Tv series for Buckaroo Banzai and he said "Basically you just do the entire movie for season one, then season two you finally do the sequel we’ve all dreamed about, Buckaroo Banzai Against the World Crime League.” I whole heartily agree with what Kevin smith says about doing a series for this movie. You have to remember that Across the 8th Dimension was not marketed to a general audience but to people at a Star Trek convention, and im not kidding about hat look it up. So having the first movie stretched out to be a whole television season make sense to me at least because the general audience needs something to grab onto if they are about to go on a roller coaster ride like Buckaroo Banzai. So all in all if MGM & Kevin Smith find this series a good home I will be first in line to watch this show. If you would like to hear Kevin Smith talk about the show and how he was asked for it skip to about 11 minutes into the podcast.

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

AVGN reference chart Update: #1

       Since I made the first reference chart listing the videos that connect certain Youtubers to the nerd, I have found more people to add to the list. New People will have a "*" next to it if the are new.

      Tier 2

[I Hate Everything - Nostalgia Critic]:Where's the Fair use
[Your Movie Sucks - Nostalgia Critic]: Where's the fair use
[Amazing Atheist - Alpha Omega Sins]: Battle of the Bronies!

      Tier 3
[GradeAUnderA - I Hate Everything - Nostalgia Critic]: DramaAlert Current State of YouTube Discussion!
[KeemStar - I Hate Everything - Nostalgia Critic]: Drama Alert Current State of Youtube Discussion!
[Sky Williams - I Hate Everything - Nostalgia Critic]: Drama Alert Current State of Youtube Discussion!
[Rosanna Pansion - Markipler -  Jontron]: Five Nights at Freddy's Chica Cupcake

      Tier 4
[Vinesauce joel - Idubbz - Filthy Frank - Jontron]: Best of 2015
[Anything4Views - MaxMoeFoe - Filthy Frank - Jontron]: Super Trash Bro. vs. Dankey Kang

       Tier 6
[IHeartCupQuakeCaptainSparklez - Stampylonghead - Inthelittlewood - Projared - Jontron]: Minecon 2013
[ChimneySwift11 - CaptainSparklez - Stampylonghead - Inthelittlewood - Projared - Jontron]:Cops N Robbers
[SkyDoesMinecraft - CaptainSparklez - Stampylonghead - Inthelittlewood - Projared - Jontron]:Cops N Robbers
[JeromeASF - CaptainSparklez - Stampylonghead - Inthelittlewood - Projared - Jontron]:Cops N Robbers
[Ryan Mcnulity - CaptainSparklez - Stampylonghead - Inthelittlewood - Projared - Jontron]: Cops N Robers

There are still some people that i could use some help looking for links to such as

  • IRateGamer
  • Rinrygamegame
  • EasterEggHunter
  • Guru Larry
  • Felicia Day
and if you have any suggestions to people i can add to the reference sheet and chart just leave me a comment here or on Reddit.